A note from DF and GL:

Dear wealthy people: 

Hey! Do you think there’s any chance you can play in the first Feherty-Lopez Foundation Celebrity Pro-Am for the Prevention of Teen Pregnancy, Gang Violence, and Stupid Names for Mexican Fast Food, also benefiting Scottish Rite Hospital, and the SpiritHorse Therapy Center? It’ll be at the lovely Vaquero club, on Monday the 14^th of November.

George and I think it’s going to be really cosmic! And for a mere ten big ones, we promise you these things: 

1. A properly spaced shotgun start with fewer than fifty players in total.

2. Each team will have 2 amateur players, a tour pro and a celeb from sports or screen.

3. The round will last no longer than four hours. Anyone who likes to play slower can go boil their head.

4. The crippled Timmy video and all the speeches will last less than five minutes combined.

5. There will be no auction.

6. No cheesy posed photographs. (All photography will be candid.)

7. For a change, dinner will be edible, and the wine excellent.

8. Hear the stand-up comedy of George Lopez up close and personal.

9. Limousine service to/from your local locale.

10. A ridiculously extravagant gift as a token of our appreciation.

George Lopez. (The Spic)

David Feherty. (The Mick)